Hello! Welcome to
PNA's Special, Super-Duper Exclusive Interview.
And I am Tihar Chaudhary. The Supreme Court
has taken a heart-stopping decision this time.
It has issued an order that all the 2000 rupee notes that have Nano GPS Chip in them will be bann-
What is this? Tell this to me beforehand. Sorry.
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This Diwali, the Supreme Court has issued a heart-stopping
order, which bans all the firecrackers
in the Delhi- NCR region. A lot of people
have been happy over this decision. And a lot have been angered.We would like to interview an Ordinary Bhakt just like them, today.
His name is Mr. Bigot Bhakt Ji.
BB Ji can also be used to refer to him.
BB Ji was so angry with this decision,
that he has pledged to, after selling all
of his property worth 80 Crore rupees, to provide
each and every Delhiite with firecrackers
worth 15 lakh rupees
So come, let's join with Mr. BB Ji over the phone.
Tihar: BB Ji, are you able to catch my voice?
BB Ji: Yes. Yes.
BB Ji: Yes. Yes. Tihar Ji. For sure, for sure.
BB Ji: The voice is audible. Jai Shri Ram, Ji... Jai Shri Ram. How
BB Ji: are you? How are you? Bharat Mata ki Jai!
Tihar: Okay, Mr. Bhakt Ji,
Tihar: Please tell us from where did you get such
Tihar: a creative idea, that this Diwali, you would give
Tihar: firecrackers worth 15 lakhs to each Delhiite.
BB Ji: Please don't say Bhakt. Say
BB Ji: proud Bhakt. Call me PB.
BB Ji: I'm a Proud Bhakt. I'm this country's servant.
BB Ji: I'm this country's protector.
BB Ji: Now see what is happening in our country. They won't allow us to
BB Ji: burst crackers on Diwali.
BB Ji: How can this happen?!
BB Ji: I'll see to it that it doesn't happen. And that is why, in order to
BB Ji: protect our country's culture and traditions,
BB Ji: I have started a small program. Money can't be an issue.
BB Ji: I'll even offer away my life for Bharat Mata. And yes, with me,
BB Ji: there are 2-4 of my friends.
BB Ji: Our very own, Chetan...Chetan Ji is there. His books
BB Ji: are poorly written.
BB Ji: But he tweets in such a manner, that it
BB Ji: completely touches one's heart. And, and...Our, our, our...
BB Ji: Lakadbagga Ji is there. He is working so hard for the children.
BB Ji: He is collecting money. Poor hungry kids
BB Ji: would at least burst a few crackers. See, sir
BB Ji: I'll tell you this, Tihar Ji. No one
BB Ji: can stop us. We shall burst crackers on Diwali for sure.
BB Ji: We shall save Hindus for sure. And whoever tries
BB Ji: to stop us...
BB Ji: We'll plant a bomb inside his bum.
Tihar: We'll not stop. We'll not at all stop you.
Tihar: So tell me, I am unable to understand, BB Ji
Tihar: that why can't Lakadbagga Ji distribute sweets or
Tihar: clothes. On Diwali,
Tihar: the children and poor people are provided with sweets and clothes.
Tihar: Why have you started distributing crackers?
BB Ji: Ex-Exactly this thing...
BB Ji: This is the problem, Tihar Ji.
BB Ji: People like you, keep peeing
BB Ji: while inside the studio because the AC is kept on,
BB Ji: so you want to go and pee. Listen to us.
BB Ji: And come on the field. Work
BB Ji: with us. And try to understand
BB Ji: the desires of the people. You think
BB Ji: while sitting inside the studio, that covering them slightly, and feeding them a little
BB Ji: would solve everything. It's as if civilization is not even a thing.
BB Ji: Right? Just like culture is not a thing. Clothes
BB Ji: will keep coming. Studies will keep happening. Food will keep coming.
BB Ji: But who will save the civilization and the culture?
BB Ji: And our soldiers, who are standing on the border?
BB Ji: We are with them. We are also saving the nation.
Tihar: Okay, all this is alright...
Tihar: BB Ji, you tell whether you have any idea that on the day of Diwali,
Tihar: the amount of pollution skyrockets? We would like to show our viewers
Tihar: a chart that shows the pollution on the day of Diwali,
Tihar: being compared to that of the pollution
Tihar: on a normal day. How, the very tall peak
Tihar: you see in pollution levels, does not
Tihar: appear on any other day of the year. Also, it does not even appear
Tihar: from any other type of pollution, as much as it appears from the pollution caused by
Tihar: Diwali's pollution.
Tihar: So what is your opinion regarding this figure, Mr. Bigot Bhakt Ji?
BB Ji: Umm...I...
BB Ji: What did I think before coming here? I thought
BB Ji: that there'll be some talks. There'll be some heart talks.
BB Ji: There'll be some talks on civilization.
BB Ji: Tihar Ji, you here at Pee News, are getting knowledge after knowledge...
BB Ji: knowledge after knowledge get nailed down. That is the reason that no one watches
BB Ji: your channel these days. That is why the TRP is going down. Instead of
BB Ji: talking about India, you are showing a chart.
BB Ji: Reduce the licking, okay?
BB Ji: The issue is about the civilization. When Ram Ji returned,
BB Ji: crackers were burnt then as well, right?
BB Ji: So, pollution didn't occur back then?
BB Ji: Now see, some people say that back then...
BB Ji: There weren't any crackers back then...!
BB Ji: After Ram Ji's life... The Chinese first developed the crackers
BB Ji: I say why are you going into so much complexity?
BB Ji: Whether crackers existed back then or not? Why should it bother us?
BB Ji: They exist now, right? So we will obviously burst them.
BB Ji: And tell me one thing, back then, we also didn't know,
BB Ji: in the olden days, whether a Hindu ate beef or not.
BB Ji: Maybe he/she even used to eat it. But he/she does not consume it now, right?!
BB Ji: So we should talk about the present. And the truth, at present is,
BB Ji: that Diwali is a festival
BB Ji: of lights,
BB Ji: and pollution, and sound. And without sound,
BB Ji: there is no Diwali
Tihar: Very interesting opinions you possess,
Tihar: BB Ji. So now tell, what is your opinion about
Tihar: the people who die of asthma
Tihar: on the day of Diwali, the old people
Tihar: who die, and the children who make firecrackers,
Tihar: end up getting their lungs damaged? You must be
Tihar: feeling at least a little bit sad, for them
BB Ji: Tihar Ji...!
Tihar: or not?
BB Ji: TIHAAR CHAUDHARY...JI!
BB Ji: If you wouldn't have been sitting on the opposite end of the camera,
BB Ji: I would have given you two tight slaps.
BB Ji: Your condition would have ended up being just like them.
BB Ji: All this anti-national talk,
BB Ji: start reducing it a little. If you are
BB Ji: feeling so much pain for these kids,
BB Ji: and for the elderly, so go and open up hospitals for them. Why are you sitting here,
BB Ji: engaging in gossips?
BB Ji: Okay...!!
BB Ji: A few kids would end up being hospitalized,
BB Ji: and if a few elderly end up dying, then what's the problem?
BB Ji: Culture comes
BB Ji: first, or not?
BB Ji: The country is a thing, or not?
BB Ji: What is that saying?
BB Ji: In English? Umm...Ask not
BB Ji: what your country can do for you...
BB Ji: Ask what you can do for your country.
Tihar: No, no, no. Correct. Correct. Even I am in agreement with this quote.
Tihar: But you tell me, that
Tihar: even the Supreme Court is part of the nation.
Tihar: And the Supreme Court has this time, taken the decision, this time issued this order.
Tihar: So what is your opinion of the Supreme Court's order?
BB: Ji, I am very, very, very sad.
BB Ji: I am very sad. This is an anti-national order.
BB Ji: This is an anti-Hindu order.
BB Ji: And I am saying this in front of your channel, today,
BB Ji: that Hindus
BB Ji: are in danger. Because, try stopping anything else.
BB Ji: Why are you after us? Try stopping
BB Ji: all these festivals, Eid...Bakr Eid.
BB Ji: And loudspeaker? Try stopping one loudspeaker.
BB Ji: This is a challenge. Yes, a challenge, Tihar Chaudhary.
BB Ji: Try stopping one loudspeaker.
Tihar: See, BB Ji. This is not the case.
Tihar: We asked a few Muslim folks
Tihar: whether they supported the ban on loudspeaker or not,
Tihar: because it results in noise pollution, and
Tihar: this was what they had to say.
Muslim Person: And 14000 years ago...1400 years ago
Muslim Person: when Azaan used to be preached, back in the ancient times...there was no loudspeaker.
Muslim Person: Loudspeaker has been invented only now.
Muslim Person: So please, ban the loudspeaker. I have no issues. I am a Muslim.
Tihar: So what do you have to say on this, BB Ji?
BB Ji: Umm...Uhh...Eh...
BB Ji: Now look, they are saying it, for now...and, and, and...
BB Ji: And even if this is correct...
BB Ji: Uh...Uhhh...Uh...
BB Ji: Christmas! Christmas!!! Trees are cut down.
BB Ji: Yes. So that doesn't cause any pollution?
BB Ji: That doesn't affect the environment at all?
BB Ji: They cut down such huge trees and decorate them in their houses...
BB Ji: These Christian people. Look,
BB Ji: Look, don't try to act over-smart with me.
BB Ji: Look, I have already stated this to you,
BB Ji: that this is an anti-Hindu agenda, and
BB Ji: I will stop this anti-Hindu agenda at all costs.
Tihar: What nonsense advice is he constantly blabbering out, eh?
Tihar: Sorry, sorry, sorry. Let's retake this one more time.
Tihar: Each and everyone anti-Hindu.
Tihar: So would you have any final piece of advice,
Tihar: Mr. Bhakt Ji, for our audience?
BB Ji: What I wanted to say earlier, please allow us to say now.
BB Ji: I came here to say,
BB Ji: that Hindus are in danger.
BB Ji: Crackers? We will burn.
BB Ji: And we shall build the temple there only.
BB Ji: We shall also build Ram Ji's Statue there only.
BB Ji: And we will be the ones to save the Hindus.
Tihar: And entrap you in jumlas.
Tihar: So a huge thank you to you, Mr. Bigot Bhakt Ji,
Tihar: for connecting with us for this interview.
Tihar: So the audience who is watching this video while sitting in their homes,
Tihar: I hope that decision making became slightly easier for you.
Tihar: That whether this Diwali, you should burn crackers,
Tihar: or not?
Whether you want to protect our Chinese-imported
fake Hindu Culture? Or you want to keep the country's air
clean and save lives?
The decision is in your hands. We shall meet
in the next episode of Pee News. Thank you.
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