Cow is World's Best Animal | Ep 1 Pee News by Dhruv Rathee [ Faking News]
hello friends
I am dhruv rathee
And this is Pee News
Change the way you think, Change the country
Today i am presenting you a breaking news
that will shake the whole world out
from rajasthan
Rajasthan education minister Vasudev Devnani...
...has revealed a 1000 year old secret
It is based on a scientific research
which he blurted out to the world
He said Cow is the only animal which inhales as well as exhales oxygen.
Yes, friends you heard it right
cow is the only animal which gives and takes oxygen
this secret has been a part of 1000000 yr old hindu scriptures
this information has been passing from our ancestors and today most of the people of India already knew about it.
But this news has been spread to the whole world first time by our Rajasthan education minister
The world is in great shock after hearing about it
People all over the world are trying to befriend cows
popular american enterpreneur e musk. also known as iron man
he said that in next mars mission he will send 15 lakh American cows to Mars
It is believed that these cows would create an atmosphere of oxygen on mars
when i heard about it at first, i almost got a heart attack
Our cows are no less than hindustani cows
we would take 15 lakh cows on mars
it would take 30 years
we will make mars atmosphere similar to earth so that life can exist like on earth.
It is our dream and we will accomplish it
In lot of hospitals cow will be used to give oxygen to patients as a replacement to oxygen cylinder.
Our viewers who are confused.
we would like to tell you
How this works
cow is animal which gives out more oxygen then it takes.
Theres a Scientific explanation for this
If you don't understand, then ask your chemistry teacher to clear doubts
According to science Cow (mother ) takes one oxygen atom in through her mouth
and exhales one oxygen atom through her mouth
But she farts one extra oxygen atom (pooooo O2)
therefore two oxygen atom comes out and only one is taken in
In scientific terminology it means
our mother cow........
Another breaking news friends
Unesco who declares world's best PM
Or world's best journalist..
Today Unesco decalred cow as worlds best animal
Our mother cow has got world's best cow award
this is such a proud moment for all Indians
Because India has been the largest beef exporter
and has largest population of cows
Economic experts are predicting that India would move up the ladders of development
Gdp growth will go from 6% to 60%
India will again be the Golden bird that it once was
Friends... finally... Acche din or good days have come..
So, How was my video?
Whatever i said in the video was totally fake
except two things were true..
Rajasthan education minister Vasudev devnani really said all this.
Cows are the only animal which inhale and exhale oxygen
and second, India is the top beef exporter of the world
this video seems like a joke but it has mentioned some serious issues.
We are voting these uneducated people to run the country
Take an example a graduate from rajasthan would never like to work under these uneducated ministers
It would be a great blow to the prestige of that student in front of foreigners , that a minister from his state talks such rubbish
His state minister does not know anything about science
A third class student knows more than his state education minister
After watching this video people will say i am disrespecting hinduism and our culture
I wanna tell them that i am vegetarian
I oppose all types of meat eating as it causes deforestation and climate change
I also know benefits of cow dung and that it could be used to produce gobar gas and as a agriculture fertiliser
I know the difference between A1 and A2 cows. It's true
But All these people who give exaggerated statement is totally a lie..
these uneducated use these things as a political tool to gather votes and spreading such news have become their business.
there are lot of outrageous statements they already gave... this is not the first time
Rss leader applies cow dung at the back of his mobile to protect himself from radiation
neither mobile emits such large amounts of radiation that may harm humans nor cow dungs protects from radiation
One of them said that living nearby cow would make us disease free
one of them said plastic surgery ,test tube baby first developed in India
there are lot of important things in our ancient history through which we could truly learn something
we should not mix truth with lies
People would stop believing Indian ancient culture if that happens
this is total disgrace to our culture and country
Before voting, check the education & backgrounds of your politicians...
Otherwise, we'll keep getting such idiots in government
thanks, see you in next video
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